A message to all whiney facebook girls.
“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…
ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”
“Well it definitely wasn’t a….
BREEZE”
“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…
NERVES OF STEEL.”
“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..
ROCK BOTTOM.”
“My daughter and Tenzin, together? I sure didn’t…
SEE THAT ONE COMING.”
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader
Persons
People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
legs
(Source: isabelthespy)
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Nicholas Cage Superfan of the Day: Brazilian Matheus Candido has made it his mission to right a serious injustice; he’s hard at work Photoshopping Nicholas Cage into the starring roles of the handful of movies in which he doesn’t already appear. Candido’s Facebook gallery is glorious.
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Nicholas Cage Superfan of the Day: Brazilian Matheus Candido has made it his mission to right a serious injustice; he’s hard at work Photoshopping Nicholas Cage into the starring roles of the handful of movies in which he doesn’t already appear. Candido’s Facebook gallery is glorious.
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(Source: oh-melusine)
Dog Pictured on Faculty Page of Yearbook
“I don’t have my assignment today. My teacher ate my homework.”
(Source: sunset-over-the-moon)
